When you plan for a nice trip to Japan, please make sure that you won’t bring your wife or girlfriend together to get full benefit of reading this guide. Ready to go? Good. There are several ways to get laid in Japan but the most famous way is to follow the guidline. You can get any kind of girl you wanted. The famous Japanese Schoolgirls is kinda hard, but not impossible. Please note that this is not an instruction, it’s just only guideline.

 Rule number 1: Be White or Black. White guys are the most preferred because of the politeness and cleanliness, but lately the blacks are also popular in japanese housewife group because of their big and long penis. (Haha)

Rule number 2: Don’t try to speak japanese. Just speak english and they’ll like you.

Rule number 3: Follow this path.

     Go to Roppongi. Coming from central Tokyo, Roppongi is the second to last station on the Hibiya subway line (the gray line on subway maps). If you’re starting on the circular Yamanote train line, you can transfer to the Hibiya line at Ueno or Ebisu.

      Find Gas Panic. GasPanic is a bar in Roppongi. It is the most popular bar for meeting foreign guys; a fact of which you will take advantage. If you can’t find it, go to Bar, Isn’t It. (They have a beer called “Beer, Isn’t It” which is simply the worst beer on the face of the Earth.) If you can’t find that either, hang around the station, and if a group of girls points at you (and they will if you followed step 1) ask them how to find it. BTW, Thursday night is cheap drink night at GasPanic.

      Stand at the bar. Order a drink and don’t bother looking interested in anything particular. Chat with a friend if you brought one. Girls will come up sooner or later and start conversations. Then it will be time to choose which one to set your sights on. I recommend you follow these guidelines.
If she looks twent-two, she’s fifteen.
If she looks fifteen, she’s twenty-eight.
If she looks twenty-eight, she’s over forty.
Now that that’s all sorted out, and you have picked out the lucky lady:

 Talk to her. Keep things simple. Stay low-key and use lots of vague answers. If you’re asked about your job, make up something in the fashion industry or be unemployed. Just don’t say you teach English, because that locks you into an exclusive club of 99% of the foreigners in Tokyo, none of whom are known for buying expensive gifts, which is one of the things that the girl has on her mind at this particular moment. If this goes well, then you’re ready to make the move. Nothing difficult here. Just talk about how crowded it is, and suggest a move to somewhere quieter and less crowded. If she agrees, then you’re golden because there is only about one place in Tokyo that is quiet and crowded, and that is a love hotel. For Love Hotels, she will probably have a favorite (for which you will be paying), but if not just look for neon.

There you have it- an easy, simple guide to having sex in Japan. I guarantee that any guy can do this, if he follows step 1, because I have seen it done by some of the most inept quasimodos the world has produced. Of course, when the morning comes, you’ll feel empty and regretful and you’ll never want to see the girl again, but if you haven’t learned that by your age, I’m not going to make a point out of it.